Carl and Sarah are walking through a forest.
Carl:…And then I thought my status update was hi-lar-ious, so I went ahead and liked it myself. You know, so people would see how clever I was.
Sarah: Yeah, I saw that. Oh, did you see Lenny’s link to that video of that dude singing karaoke in his bedroom?
Carl: That was so great! I’m going to do the same thing, except I’ll sing pop songs instead that Linkin Park shi…Ow!
Carl collapses to his knee, grabbing above his ankle.
Sarah: What is it?!
Carl: Something bit me!
Sarah: Let me take a look…oh yeah, it looks like a snake bit you.
Carl: What if it was poisonous?!
Sarah: Don’t worry, I’ll look up how to get the venom out. Just give me a second…
Carl waits, sitting on the ground, clutching his ankle, grimacing in pain. Sarah gets on her iPhone and quickly begins typing. After 15 seconds, she’s still typing. 30, still typing.
Sarah: What? Oh, my bad! I wanted to let everyone know what had happened, so I logged onto Facebook real quick.
She looks at her phone while Carl slowly begins slumping down.
Sarah: Ooh, and people have already started to comment! Hehe, Jerry said that you’re finally one with nature. That’s so funny.
Carl continues his descent into the dark void known as death. Sarah is oblivious.
Sarah: Hey, I know! Let me get a quick pic of the bite, so everyone can see!
Carl’s unresponsive, laying flat on the floor. Sarah picks up his bitten leg, holding it up to take a photo with her iPhone.
Sarah: There we go. Now just upload it to twitpic. Let’s see, what’s a good tweet for this…Got it! “Carl bit by snake…or angry forest nymphs?!”, asterisk, “conspiracy”. Excellent…
Sarah looks down at Carl, who by now is dead. Completely dead. Gone. Kaput. Sarah gives the body a quick jab with her foot, then shrugs. She starts walking, her focus on the screen of the iPhone.
Sarah: (Typing) Carl’s dead…F…M…L…(She continues walking)What, Lenny, you liked that?!…Oh, your comment is explaining that the “Like” is supposed be a “Dislike”, I get it!…
The screen fades to black as a voiceover begins.